The cookie diet is my new best friend. Not because I'm on it, but because it has provided hours of laughter upon researching it. The "magical ingredient" in the cookies is fiber. If you've ever been on Weight Watchers, then you know all about the importance of adding it to any and everything.
There are two main cookie diets out there. The Hollywood Cookie Diet has a more visually pleasing website, so that's where my research comes from. If you subscribe to this diet, you will be allowed four cookies a day: two for breakfast and two for lunch. Decadent, I know.
The catch to this diet is that you need to eat a "sensible dinner". How the hell is that supposed to happen if you're eating four fiber biscuits a day? Of course, the blame for not following this diet lies on the dieter. If you can't eat a sensible dinner after a day of near starvation, then what kind of a person are you?
NotDieting.com subscriber, Paul, writes:
At my place of work the "cookie diet" is spreading like wildfire...I feel your pain. I think you should hide everyone's cookies and see what happens. Watch the video below to see what happens when Cookie Monster can't find his cookie (at the disco).
well more like a zombie infestation. Its quick results seem to be
almost overwhelmingly attractive to a scarily large percentage of the
women I work with. I keep waiting for the day that me and a few close
friends are barricaded in my office while the zombies are pounding on
the door trying to get at us! "Cooookiiiiiieeeee....
Coooookiiiiieeeeee..."
